Homicide Alert

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home.

It was reported in the news that a man was found murdered in his
home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face
down in his bath tub.

The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes, and a banana was
sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer.

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