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Re: Moving a House
From:
"J. Bryan Blundell" <[log in to unmask]>
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BP - Dwell time 5 minutes.
Date:
Wed, 14 Apr 1999 08:21:06 -0400
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Derek:
>
> Free lunch to anyone who can tell me why the shaft broke.
>
The BP Top Ten Rasons for Broken Shafts

1. The emergency brake was left on.
2. Manufacturing fault in the material
3. The piece that broke had been out of a Ford.
4. The piece that broke had been out of a Chevy.
5. The shaft had been welded and the metal beyond the weld failed.
6. The warrenty on the shaft was expired.
7. It was a non union truck in a union town
8. A bullet hit the shaft while it was under stress
9. The structure did not want to leave
10. Yo'mama

Do I get the lunch?

Bryan

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