In a message dated 1/6/2003 11:57:15 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes:

> To add to the lyrics...
>
> Pam's house is a very very very nice house,
> with two cracks in the wall,
> a lot of cats in the room,
> and everyone just wants to have a seat.

Pam,

Now that you've let the cat out of the bag, so to speak, and provided the full picture of what's going on in your house, I must revise my opinion and now wish to state my current view  that the cracks in the walls are caused by the souls of dead small rodents trying to escape the smell of the cat piss.

Let us know after the house has had a few months to air out. THEN we'll talk about a field visit.

Ralph

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