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"Stevenson, Pamela" <[log in to unmask]>
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This isn`t an orifice, it`s help with fluorescent lighting.
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Wed, 21 Jan 2004 10:38:34 -0500
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Just to change the subject...

- Pam

Statistics:

  A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
  B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
  C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
        (US Dept. of Health &Human Services)
  Then think about this:
  A. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
  B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
  C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner 0.0000188.
  Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, ! ! BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
DOCTOR.

  Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
  We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a public health measure, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers
for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

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