Nicely crafted! I was tempted to send an email to president at
whitehouse...but didn't want to start of my day with that kind of a
bang.
-jc
On Monday, October 6, 2003, at 07:17 PM, Gabriel Orgrease wrote:
> URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA
>
> IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
>
> FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
> 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
> FAX: 202.456.2461
>
> Dear Sir / Madam,
>
> I am GEORGE WALKER BUSH, son of the former president of the United
> States of America George Herbert Walker Bush, and currently serving as
> President of the United States of America. This letter might surprise
> you because we have not met neither in person nor by correspondence. I
> came to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person to
> handle a very confidential business transaction, which involves the
> transfer of a huge sum of money to an account requiring maximum
> confidence.
>
> I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your
> assistance in acquiring oil funds that are presently trapped in the
> republic of Iraq. My partners and I solicit your assistance in
> completing a transaction begun by my father, who has long been actively
> engaged in the extraction of petroleum in the United States of America,
> and bravely served his country as director of the United States Central
> Intelligence Agency.
>
> In the decade of the nineteen-eighties, my father, then vice-president
> of the United States of America, sought to work with the good offices
> of
> the President of the Republic of Iraq to regain lost oil revenue
> sources
> in the neighboring Islamic republic of Iran. This unsuccessful venture
> was soon followed by a falling-out with his Iraqi partner, who sought
> to
> acquire additional oil revenue sources in the neighboring emirate of
> Kuwait, a wholly-owned U.S.-British subsidiary.
>
> My father re-secured the petroleum assets of Kuwait in 1991 at a cost
> of
> sixty-one billion u.s. dollars ($61,000,000,000). Out of that cost,
> thirty-six billion dollars ($36,000,000,000) were supplied by his
> partners in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and other persian gulf
> monarchies, and sixteen billion dollars ($16,000,000,000) by German and
> Japanese partners. But my father's former Iraqi business partner
> remained in control of the republic of Iraq and its petroleum reserves.
>
> My family is calling for your urgent assistance in funding the removal
> of the President of the Republic of Iraq and acquiring the petroleum
> assets of his country, as compensation for the costs of removing him
> from power. Unfortunately, our partners from 1991 are not willing to
> shoulder the burden of this new venture, which in its upcoming phase
> may
> cost the sum of 100 billion to 200 billion dollars ($100,000,000,000 -
> $200,000,000,000), both in the initial acquisition and in long-term
> management.
>
> Without the funds from our 1991 partners, we would not be able to
> acquire the oil revenue trapped within Iraq. That is why my family and
> our colleagues are urgently seeking your gracious assistance. Our
> distinguished colleagues in this business transaction include the
> sitting vice-president of the United States of America, Richard Cheney,
> who is an original partner in the Iraq venture and former head of the
> Halliburton oil company, and Condoleeza Rice, whose professional
> dedication to the venture was demonstrated in the naming of a Chevron
> oil tanker after her.
>
> I would beseech you to transfer a sum equaling ten to twenty-five
> percent (10-25 %) of your yearly income to our account to aid in this
> important venture. The internal revenue service of the United States of
> America will function as our trusted intermediary. I propose that you
> make this transfer before the fifteenth (15th) of the month of April.
>
> I know that a transaction of this magnitude would make anyone
> apprehensive and worried. But I am assuring you that all will be well
> at
> the end of the day. A bold step taken shall not be regretted, I assure
> you. Please do be informed that this business transaction is 100%
> legal.
> If you do not wish to co-operate in this transaction, please contact
> our
> intermediary representatives to further discuss the matter.
>
> I pray that you understand our plight. My family and our colleagues
> will
> be forever grateful. Please reply in strict confidence to the contact
> numbers below.
>
> Sincerely with warm regards,
>
> George Walker Bush
>
> Switchboard: 202.456.1414
> Comments: 202.456.1111
> Fax: 202.456.2461
> Email: [log in to unmask]
>
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>
>
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