Message text written by "BP - \"Shinola Heretics United\""
>Michael,

We had a Deli do this kind of solicitation to us one time so I sent them 20
copies of a flyer on the evils of pigeon guano. It was the mood, the time,
and a need to get over a bigger problem that I did not quite know how to
deal
with. Never heard from them again.

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Where's that pigeon guano treatise when you really need it? I have, on
occasion faxed back black pages to the ones with toll-free faxback #'s. One
jerk took this as a positive response and faxed me the whole damned 5-page
pile of junk again. I faxed him back an invoice for fax paper and toner.

Mike E.