#8 seems like an oxi-moron:  Don't go to dark places, some movies are OK.  I
don't recall the last time I went to the movie theater and watched the movie
with the lights on.  Granted, since it's movies about chain saws (maybe a
full-length feature of Red-Green is what you had in mind?), but it's still a
movie, and who says you actually have to watch the feature after the coming
attractions?

- Pam

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Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a  date with my daughter:
Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer  than a wooden
stool.  Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns  within
eyesight.  Places where there is darkness.  Places where there  is dancing,
holding hands, or happiness.  Places where the ambient  temperature is warm
enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops,  midriff T-shirts,
or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down  parka -
zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual  theme are
to be avoided; movies
which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games  are okay. Old folks homes
are better.