That should have been" "No lunch, but I'll give you two saltines."
Derek.
-----Original Message-----
From: J. Bryan Blundell [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 1999 8:21 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Moving a House
Derek:
>
> Free lunch to anyone who can tell me why the shaft broke.
>
The BP Top Ten Rasons for Broken Shafts
1. The emergency brake was left on.
2. Manufacturing fault in the material
3. The piece that broke had been out of a Ford.
4. The piece that broke had been out of a Chevy.
5. The shaft had been welded and the metal beyond the weld failed.
6. The warrenty on the shaft was expired.
7. It was a non union truck in a union town
8. A bullet hit the shaft while it was under stress
9. The structure did not want to leave
10. Yo'mama
Do I get the lunch?
Bryan