Message text written by Ralph: "I, on the other hand, go around calling
people Towelheads and Frito Banditos, for which I will no doubt (and with
justification) get reamed out once again."

And quite rightly too. Calling them Towelheads is an insult to towels
everywhere. 

However, I think we need not fear an army of Fritos seeking revenge. 

Don "I live in South Arlington because I can feel tall there" White