Tired of being kicked off your favorite email list for lurking? You need
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replicates key terms and phrases from the messages sent by others to create
the impression you are reading and responding. Just as a mental health
professional's: "And how do you feel about...?" gives the impression of
actually listening and caring. 

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[The above has been a pseudo-commercial announcement.]