This device makes it impossible to discern
> electrofaction from electrofiction. Price complete, each $9.00.
>
> I leave the details of exact usage up to you and your family.
>
> Hmmm.... preventive medicine at such an early date. I wonder if it works
on
> rotting wood. Let's see, if we just step up the current a little here,
tweak
> the galena diode a little there......        Can I borrow your VOM?
>
>                           .....this coat hanger doesn't have the right
guage
> wire.......
>
> John (absolutely no association with John Leeke, Preservation Consultant)
> Leeke

Is this the same John Leeke who once told us that people complained that he
was too serious?

Bruce