On Thu, 13 Dec 2001 [log in to unmask] wrote:

> My daughter Mary turns two on DEC 21. This is a magical age for me so
> full of mystery and magic not to mention mischief that little elf
> creates

My daughter Sarah is three and in a similar stage.
http://www.potifos.com/sgsk

>   Ten Simple Rules for Dating Our  Daughter
>
> Rule  One:
> If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a
> package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
>
> Rule Two:
> You do not touch my daughter in front of me.  You may glance at her, so
> long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If  you cannot keep
> your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove  them.
...

These exact same rules were posted on a local conferencing service I
belong to (Ken knows which one I mean).  One of the (currently) young men
responded as follows:


     The ironic thing is, the closer the dad is to this, the
     sluttier his daughter is. Putting up with it is fine,
     because you know she's gonna put out.


Sounds like internal controls work better than external ones.  But ask me
again in about ten years.

                            Larry

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Lawrence Kestenbaum, [log in to unmask]
Washtenaw County Commissioner, 4th District
The Political Graveyard, http://politicalgraveyard.com
Mailing address: P.O. Box 2563, Ann Arbor MI 48106