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John Callan <[log in to unmask]>
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Pre-patinated plastic gumby block w/ coin slot <[log in to unmask]>
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Who is this guy?  And why am I supposed to give a rodent's posterior 
about what he thinks would be a good new discourse?

I have Ralph for that.  And Ralph is much more amusing.

-jc


On Dec 2, 2004, at 2:29 PM, Met History wrote:

> ...being this open-minded - cross-post....  christopher
>  
>  From: Andres Duany <[log in to unmask]
>  Date: November 26, 2004 11:38:25 AM EST
>  To: [log in to unmask]
>  Subject: *To Do: A New Discourse Would Do for Vinyl What Ruskin Did
>  for Iron.
>  Reply-To: New Discourse <[log in to unmask]
>  
>  A new discourse would arrange a visit to a mobile home factory to see
>  one built from beginning to end. And then it would visit the draftsman
>  in the back room and determine how well his high school drafting class
>  equipped him for being the designer of more houses than any of us will
>  ever be,
>  
>  A new discourse would engage the window manufacturers and convince 
> them
>  to fabricate only windows that are well-proportioned. Less than one in
>  five of the stock that they carry meets that criteria.
>  
>  A new discourse would spend a week on site with the superintendent of 
> a
>  volume house builder to see what determines what. Among other things,
>  he  would borrow the 25 pound nail gun from the untrained central 
> American
>  laborer to determine the precision available,
>  
>  A new discourse would collect samples of the artificial materials used
>  for fencing, shutters,columns and the like to see how it has been
>  getting better and better while wood has been getting worse and worse.
>  
>  A new discourse would get to know star-architects of the
>  developers--who are their Gherys; and would bring them to explain 
> what is it that they
>  do.
>  
>  A new discourse would call the plan book services and find out which
>  plans are their bestsellers. Then they would purchase them and analyze
>  them for plan strategies, details and specifications with a precision
>  accorded to a captured enemy missile.
>  
>  A new discourse wool invite the editors of the builder's magazines 
> that
>  sell 100 times more than Architectural Record. to become intimate with
>  their concerns
>  
>  A new discourse would research the economics of practices that provide
>  "builder's sets" for $15,000 and repeat fees of $500.
>  
>  A new discourse would engage the manufacturers of roofing, cornices,
>  gutters, columns, balusters, front door assemblies and storefronts and
>  signage and all another parts that are prefabricated and improve their
>  form while leaving their manufacturing efficiencies intact. Those
>  products would be certified, ranked good, better and best.
>  
>  A new discourse would quickly engage those who are dominating the
>  current discourse with "green' building lest we be marginalized by
>  modernists in collusion with environmentalists.  A new discourse 
> would study market preferences with the same zeal that  builders do 
> every year at their conferences.
>  
>  A new discourse would take over one of the builders magazines and
>  counter the successful penetration of the market by Dwell's brilliant
>  modernist campaign.
>  
>  A new discourse would learn to speak to builders in a way that does 
> not
>  frighten them the minute we open our mouths with a ridiculously 
> refined
>  Mid-Atlantic accent.
>  
>  A new discourse would key its architectural types to new form-based
>  codes, like the SmartCode.
>  
>  The New Discourse List is a temporary forum for the discussion of
>  progressive and new ideas in support of traditional architecture and
>  urbanism. Please direct enquiries to the listowner, Dr Richard John
>  ([log in to unmask]).


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