Just finished some structural stabilization work and interim roof repairs at
Serbian Orthodox Cathedral of St. Sava (25th Street between Broadway and
Sixth). Does this balance my karmic burden?

-----Original Message-----
From: Ken Follett [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 1999 8:33 AM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Serbian Heritage Threatened


Serbian Heritage Threatened

The Serbian server has been sending thousands of messages to the NATO
server.
Many of them are obscene and irrelevant to ethnic cleansing or contain
viruses
and worms intended to destroy NATO's ability to maintain a website. In the
midst of this bandwidth noise BP intelligence has been able to parse the
following:

The Serbian Heritage Trust, recently formed to promote heritage tourism, is
pleading that NATO cease bombing landmark sites in Yugoslavia. They are
stating that the intent of the ongoing genocide is to relieve the pressure
of
the Kosovar population from having the ability to trample Serbian heritage.
They do not understand why international preservationists are not aligning
themselves behind their humanitarian mission. The fact that NATO, backed by
Americans, is bombing their heritage sites they find distressing and they
are
concerned that it will impact on the future of the tourist industry. At
present they are considering offering futures on Wasteland tours.

In related news, the Friends of Jack Kevorkian have announced discount tour
packages of Kosovo in order to raise funds in support of Dr. Death's legal
defense. A quick way out for those of us who are infirm, hard of hearing, or
simply depressed over our tax return, or lack of one. An air drop is
scheduled
for this next Saturday afternoon so please hurry. If you are into parachute
landing on old buildings and recent ruins this is an opportunity that should
not be missed by any enterprising Pinheads. We recommend you purchase group
packages and send the tickets to your favorite shopping mall developer.
Special accommodations will be made for wheel chairs by use of ADA compliant
troop transports.