This definately wins the prize. When did architects begin to sound like
lawyers....?

 From ArchEire, the Irish Architecture Newsletter:

> <<Seasons Greetings to all our readers
> Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implied, my best wishes for
an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive,
> gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised
within
> the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or
> secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
> religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally
> successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition
of
> the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without
due
> respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures. By accepting this
> greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to
> clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration
to
> the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
> implement any of the wis!
> hes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is
> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
> perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
period
> of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish
or
> issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.>>

Mary Krugman

Mary Delaney Krugman Associates, Inc.
Historic Preservation Consultants
36 Park Street
Montclair, New Jersey 07042
(973) 746-2810 Voice
(973) 746-2599 Fax