No Horse Apples for Humor Czar & Pirate

One hoisting a Pilzner, the other a Becks, both complaining over the lack of
a lady dropping her lace, the Humor Czar & the Pirate met on September 1,
1991 for an historic peace summit at Apple's International Conference Center
in Greenpoint, NY. There was considerable talk about New Jersey docks and
shipping, the nature of Weehawken in morning sunlight, amazing places not
worth revisiting, and preservation foibles at Brooklyn Borough Hall. A
commemorative gold watch with an image of the Statue of Liberty was produced
to mark the occasion and the time was dutifully checked. There was lunch,
pastrami and keilbasa. The Humor Czar departed Westward toward 42nd Street,
the Pirate heading north to Cape Cod then out to Nebraska, both vowing to
duke it out on another BP day. Turns out they both had something to do with
the outside of the building where Madonna lives.

Shaman