Actually the quote is " It's a heck of a world when an all-American boy
can't carry a pocketknife- which just goes to prove al Queda won the
war. Now take your finger out of the trigger guard because we're in a
lot of trouble if you can't take me with a but stroke"  Drew Diaz
ingratiating himself to the California National guard and lecturing on
firearms safety while trying to retrieve his laptop.