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>Enclosed pleased find $10.00. Please enroll me NOW in SHITLIST.COM.  And,
are
gift certificates available for my friends, neighbors, colleagues, clients,
etc.?  Or does one have to be nominated?

Ralph
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Amazon.com got wind of the wave of consumer enthusiasm Ralph's response
potentially represents, and over the weekend concluded the purchase of
shitlist.com for 233 million dollars. Unfortunately, the entirety of that
sum is in amazon stock. Your friends will have to wait for the Wall Street
wolves to gobble up and triple the IPO price. We are considering a spin-off
to be called SOL.com for Ralph's friends, neighbors and family. SOL is a
technical acronym, and for the newbies who may be unfamiliar with it, I
suggest that they contact Ralph, who has demonstrated extraordinary
expertise in such matters.

Mike E.