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>My favorite is still, "Why are you looking up here, the jokes in your
hand,"
> above a urinal.  Ruth<

A classic... also "You hold the future of America in your hands." (which
our headmaster liked to say in his speeches)

But my favorite may be, "While you are reading this, you are pissing on
your shoe." My brother reported reading this, looking down... and he was. 
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