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Sent: Wednesday, February 02, 2005 10:36 PM
Subject: there are no fish under the ice!


> Subject: there are no fish under the ice!
>
> A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter
> hobby.
>
> She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on
> ice-fishing. For weeks she read and studied.....hoping to become an expert
> in the field.
>
> Finally she decided she knew enough, and out she went for her first
> ice-fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and
> equipment
> needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special
> place in her
> kit.
>
> When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area; placed her padded
> stool; and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she was about to make her
> first
> cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "there are no
> fish
> under the ice!"
>
> Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings; moved farther along on
> the ice; poured some hot chocolate from her thermos; and started to cut a
> new
> hole. Again the voice from above bellowed, "there are no fish under the
> ice!"
>
> Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this certainly wasn't
> covered in any of the books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far
> side of
> the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. She
> was
> extremely careful to set everything up perfectly -- tools in the right
> place...chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut the new
> hole, the
> voice came again: "there are no fish under the ice!"
>
> Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that you lord?"
>
> And the voice boomed back, "No. This is the manager of the skating rink."
>


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