I don't think I have ever posted a joke on blind hams unless it was ham 
related.  Once you have read this joke, you will probably say it is just 
like some ham you know.  This is not a joke you can tell in church so reader 
beware.  Call sign unknown.

 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at 
him.

        She says hello.
        He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her 
from.
        So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
        "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
        Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been 
unfaithful to
        his wife and says,
        "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made 
love to on
        the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner 
whipped my butt with wet celery?
        She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
        "No, I'm your son's teacher