Pass it on...
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Good Luck Joke
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is
on
the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He
thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9
Iron". The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron". He looks at the frog and decides to prove
the
frog
wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it
10
inches
from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's
amazing.
You must be a lucky frog?" The frog reply's, "Ribbit Lucky frog".
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What
do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood". The guy takes
out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one! The man is befuddled and
doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his
life and asks the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit Las Vegas". They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK
frog,
now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching
the
roulette
table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog
replies,
"Ribbit
$3000, black 6".
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game,
the
man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
across
the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
the
hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay
you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful". The frog
replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me". He figures why not, since after all
the frog
did
for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous
17-year old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room so help
me
God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton".
The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck,
and
laughter, to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the
chain will have bad luck. Do not keep this. Do not send money.
Just
forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck.
You
will see that something good happens to you four MINUTES from now if
the
chain
is not broken. You will receive good luck in four minutes.
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