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Greetings, all!
Oh, goody goody! I saw for the first time today the new Jenny Craig ad
featuring (drum roll, please) Monica Lewinsky as the diet plan's new
spokeschick. Turns out Jenny Craig now offers a reduced carb plan (50%
carbohydrates). Monica mentions it and how she never feels hungry or
deprived. Hmmm, does this mean we're one step closer to general acceptance
of the paleolithic diet? What I can't believe is that someone would pay the
outrageous cost of a "professional" weight loss program when they could just
buy a book!
Meanwhile, several television stations in Wisconsin are refusing to run the
ads as they do not find The Former Intern a "good role model". Or, she
sucks, as it were (pa dum dum).
Dori Zook
Denver, CO
P.S. Hey, Ray, I'll give you a nickel if you send her a copy of your book!
Actually, I'd probably give you a good, hard slap; she's the last celebrity
spokesperson you need.
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