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Re: I love my wife, but I can smell the turkey in the ....
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Mary Krugman <[log in to unmask]>
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BP - "Is this the list with all the ivy haters?"
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Wed, 12 Jan 2000 08:32:34 EST
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In a message dated 1/11/2000 9:39:15 PM Eastern Standard Time,
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> Are you sure the smell in the bedroom is a turkey, and if it is a turkey,
>  that the turkey in question isn't also a best-selling author?  Could just
be
>  dirty socks (or dirty Socks).

What you have here sounds like a pigeon caught in the heating duct and cooked
to perfection ... what a delicacy!  Use a Victorian stuffing spoon and long
handled meat fork. Insert carefully between the studs, and soon you and your
family (yes, even Vodka breath) will be savoring one of the best urban taste
treats ever. Garnish with sawdust, and voila!

Enjoy!

-- Martha Stewart

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