In a message dated 9/21/99 12:54:48 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask]
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> said that what I needed wasn't a tutor, but a spanking.
Not so odd a recommendation, I guess. The much older stonemason I apprenticed
to the second week of work offered that I could either train to be the best
stonemason or the most accomplished cocksman in the county. Based on a
preview of his various formulas for romance I opted for hammering rocks.
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