Ken,

        A cute joke.

        If anyone is into sick celebrity jokes try www.deathsucks.com, but
you had better have a very sick sense of humor!!!

Bobby


>i hope this is not too much for some of you.
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>A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests
>has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarms to the bathroom
>he decided the latest was another false alarm.
> Alas, it was not, and he completely filled his bed with human waste and was
>embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face.
>Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and
>threw them out the hospital window.
>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
>started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms which drew the attention of
>the a nearby policeman. The policeman asked: "What's going on?" To which the
>drunk replied: "you're not going to believe this but, I just beat the crap
>out of a ghost!"