In a message dated 03/14/2000 12:52:49 PM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask]
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<< i think it shows the udder irrational thinking of these people. no pun
 intended but if you liked it, good.
  >>
 I liked it!  But Bobby has said he will be glad when we don't udder another
word about it.  I guess he wants this thread to PETA out.

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I just tried to milk my bird.  Now she is looking at me funny.