Let's see if I can get this one past Ralph's critique on pinhead humor..
   The Golf Pro

   One day Jesus and Moses were on the golf course and decided
   to have a contest over who can make the most outstanding
   shot.

   Moses goes first. He settles up for the shot and hammers it
   straight for the green. Unfortunately, the ball falls into
   a water hazard. Undaunted, Moses raises his arms to the sky,
   and the water parts where the ball dropped in. The ball rolls
   out of the water and onto dry land, only a foot away from the
   hole. Jesus looks at Moses and says, "Hey Moses, that was a
   pretty good shot. Now let me see what I can do."

   Jesus settles up for his shot and sends the ball screaming
   towards the green. Unfortunately, Jesus has the same luck
   as Moses did. The ball heads straight for the water hazard.
   Jesus holds out one hand and, instead of dropping into the
   water, the ball bounces on top of the water and rolls onto
   dry land only 3 inches from the hole. Moses says, "Wow,
   that was an incredible shot!"

   No sooner did Moses say this, than the skies grew dark. The
   wind started up, lightning and thunder crackled through the
   sky. Suddenly a ball falls from the heavens into the same
   water hazard where Jesus and Moses had hit theirs. A fish
   swims up and swallows the ball. An eagle swoops down, grabs
   the fish in his talons, and heads for the now darkened sky.
   Lightning strikes the eagle and he drops the fish onto the
   green. The fish opens his mouth, the ball rolls out and
   drops into the hole.

   Moses turns to Jesus and says, "Man! I hate it when your
   Dad plays!"
                                                            taking it on the
road...and chin......Michael
                                                                        Its
got to be funny....
                                                                       .Sid
Ceasar;Ernie Kovacks ...now

thats Funny..

.Lt. klutz "Goodmorning Vietnam.