>I have my 6 year-old convinced she's allergic to alcohol. I tell her,
>"Drink just the teeniest bit and you'll start walking like Dad." Scares the
>bejabbers out of her! ;>)
Now that *is* an innovative alcohol awareness program. Reminds me
of one time, three of us with different speech impairments spoke to a
"newbie". After the third one of us got done speaking, the "newbie" was out
the door and has never come back, that we know of.
Bobby