Met History wrote:

> A caption in a science article on Tuesday referred incorrectly to the
> abilities of monkeys:  MONKEYS DO HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS.  (Someone must have
> shaken hands with a monkey in the elevator and noticed.)
>
> I guess that means they can handle machetes after all.
>
> Sign me, Monkey Wrench

Sign me, George Hayeduke


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We have enough laws on the book, already, to confound us well into the 21st
Century.
What we lack is enough L.A.W.S. for the next century