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<< Well, Jeez, everybody was bitching about bitching about current CU profs,
>>
Hey, I'm having a recovered memory! When I was an impressionable student,
Professor Ralph tktktk harassed me by making me use a flamethrower to remove
ivy from a building and incinerate pigeons. This has resulted in a permanent
fear of barbecuing chicken, robbing my wife from the enjoyment of these
matrimonial duties - among others! I'm dialing 1-800-Lawyers right now.
Sign me, Liquid Damages