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Does parrot guano shrink?<
My compliments to John Horton for his innovative "all natural" formulation
concept. I would think the primary issue would not be "Does parrot guano
ShrinK?", but "How bad does it Stink?" Perhaps we will need to petition
ASTM to produce a standardized Stink Index, with initial field trials to be
performed at the BP Chili Festival.
Mike E.