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May I forward this?
----- Original Message -----
From: Elaine Taylor <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Saturday, February 12, 2000 4:02 PM
Subject: Southern Medical Terms -
> A little humor for all you southern folks! LOL
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> Southern Medical terms
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> > > Benign................................What you be after you be eight.
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> > > Barium...............................What doctors do when patients
die.
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> > > Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.
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> > > Catscan............................Searching for Kitty.
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> > > Cauterize.........................Made eye contact with her.
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> > > Colic..................................A sheep dog.
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> > > Coma..................................A punctuation mark.
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> > > D&C..................................Where Washington is.
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> > > Dilate..............................To live long.
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> > > Enema..............................Not a friend.
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> > > Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.
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> > > Fibula...........................A small lie.
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> > > Genital.........................Non-Jewish person.
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> > > G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.
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> > > Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
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> > > Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.
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> > > Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
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> > > Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
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> > > Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
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> > > Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
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> > > Node...........................I knew it.
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> > > Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.
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> > > Pap Smear..................A fatherhood test.
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> > > Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis.
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> > > Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
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> > > Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
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> > > Rectum.......................Damn near killed him.
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> > > Secretion.....................Hiding something
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> > > Seizure........................Roman emperor.
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> > > Tablet.........................A small table.
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> > > Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
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> > > Tumor........................More than one.
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> > > Urine..........................Opposite of mine.
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> > > Varicose.....................Near by/close
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