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Date: | Tue, 28 Dec 1999 17:13:46 +0100 |
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First, I must apologise to any Irish on the list, feel free to
repost the joke using the nationality of your choice.
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Paddy walks into a building site looking for a job. The foreman
walks up to him and says:-
"I'm afraid you'll have to answer a few quiz questions first."
"Sure, fire away".
"Right, How many days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"That'd be two then, Today & Tomorrow"
"How many seconds in a year?"
"That'd be 12 then, 2nd Jan, 2nd Feb, 2nd March, ..."
"OK, this one will get you. What was Gods' first name?"
"Oh, that's easy - Harold"
"How the hell do you come up with Harold"
Paddy looks at the Foreman a bit surprised. "Don't you know
the Lord's Prayer:-
Our Father who art in heaven
Harold be the name...."
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Oh dear, I promise I will try harder the next millenium.
Cheers
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Deri James
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