I couldn't resist.

Mary Krugman

>  << New State Mottoes
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>   > > >       Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
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>   > > >       Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
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>   > > >       Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
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>   > > >       Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
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>   > > >       California: As Seen on TV
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>   > > >       Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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>   > > >       Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only Dirtier and With Less
>   > > >       Character
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>   > > >       Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
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>   > > >       Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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>   > > >       Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
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>   > > >       Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru  (Death to Mainland
>   > > >       Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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>   > > >       Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But
>   > > >       The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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>   > > >       Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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>   > > >       Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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>   > > >       Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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>   > > >       Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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>   > > >       Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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>   > > >       Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,  But That's
>   > > >       Our Tourism Campaign
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>   > > >       Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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>   > > >       Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
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>   > > >       Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
>   > > >      (For Most Tax Brackets)
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>   > > >       Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
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>   > > >       Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
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>   > > >       Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
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>   > > >       Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
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>   > > >       Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing
>   > > >       Crazies, and Very Little Else
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>   > > >       Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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>   > > >       Nevada: Whores and Poker!
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>   > > >       New Hampshire:Go Away and Leave Us Alone
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>   > > >       New Jersey: Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto?   I Got Yer ##$%##!
>   > > >       Motto Right Here!
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>   > > >       New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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>   > > >      New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the
>   > > >      Right to an Attorney...
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>   > > >      North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
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>   > > >      North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
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>   > > >      Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan
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>   > > >      Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing
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>   > > >      Oregon:  Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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>   > > >      Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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>   > > >      Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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>   > > >      South Carolina: Remember the Civil War?  We Didn't Actually
>   > > >      Surrender
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>   > > >      South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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>   > > >      Tennessee: The Educashun State
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>   > > >      Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les  (Yes, I speak English)
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>   > > >      Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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>   > > >      Vermont: Yep
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>   > > >      Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels
>   > > >      Don't Mix?
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>   > > >      Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
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>   > > >      West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
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>   > > >      Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die
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>   > > >      Wyoming: Wynot?