1. You don't have to make excuses for a hang-over or being "jumpy".
2. You're making love and you shout, "Startle me, Baby!"
3. You never have to worry with bottles of liquid which reads, "Shake
before                                  using."
4. You can always do a great Foster Brooks  or Frank Fontaine impersonation.
5. People always remark, "Wow! You sound just like Helen Keller"
6. You're never asked any questions when entering a detox center.