Won't happen in NYC -- too many kids trying to climb the walls of the Ivory
Tower result in no Ivory on the Tower and many wealthy docs specializing in
pediatric surgery and emergency meds.

-----Original Message-----
From: Met History [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, June 24, 1999 8:20 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: OK, plant hater! Then go plant some EIFS in your garden!


Humor Czar writes:

<< Ivory, as one of my neighbors in Joisey City used to say, is indeed Bad
Shit.
  It sends its insidious little roots and suckers into mortar joints, siding
 joints, etc., loosening everything up, and distributing water over the
place
 into your Historic Structure, and keeping everything wet all the time. >>

OK, Mister ... give us a specific example where this innocent little plant
did all that.  Preferably in Manhattan.  NY Athletic Club doesn't count.

Christopher Green