Dear Miracle Bond,
Whoever wrote the article on EIFS (as yet unseen by DWEMCzar) must not be as
knowledgeable and well-connected (much less well-hung, or Miracle Whipped) as
that Gray guy last week who quoted some Ozzie who owns a modem (Isn't Ozzie
Modem a character in Phantom of the Dryvit?) Which reminds me ... do hard
drives in the southern hemisphere spin around clockwise or counterclockwise
before they dump all your files into the sewer?
Ralph