Dear RevJimmy:

Is the believe you are asserting a standard western religion with one
god sort of thing. Now if you will include a multitude of greater and
lesser gods, I think you would have a greater following. In that view, I
recommend a modern replacement for Medusa, John J. Earley, everything he
looked at turned into a pillar of concrete. I sure this group of alien
loving, porta-potty saving, classical story telling etc etc know-it-alls
would have lots of individually favorite gods. You know, sooner of later
you would find a letter of challenge nailed to your cathedral door. So
in order to get it out of the way, consider this that letter. Or at
least one of the no doubt many to come.

Pediously,  (walking in faith)
Mr. Luther