Ken-

Why would someone want to restore an apple nonetheless waterproof one?  I know
I wouldn't like a dried out apple nor one that had been previously eaten or
damaged and then restored!  Is that big machine required to restore and/or
waterproof an apple?  And why wouldn't you just work on the apple inside
rather than on the roof of a cathedral?

Rather than spend so much time pontificating upon your peeves, maybe you ought
to evaluate proper apple restoration/waterproofing techniques!  Come on Ken,
there has to be a better way.

By the way, what is the appropriate dress and footwear when endeavoring in an
apple restoration/waterproofing project?

Bruce Kennedy