Liza:
>But I'm allowing him to eat all the bleach and detergent he wants.

Well I hope to gawd that you are recommending the Sunny Light brand made
organically in Boulder CO. Both their detergent and bleach are pure and
this is proven by actual digital photography. The rest is dead dead dead.
The government supports the toxic commercial brands through subsidies via
the military-industrial complex, as I'm sure we all know.

>Sometimes it's trial and error, though. A woman I've had drinking lots
>of carrot juice to improve her eyesight thinks that maybe we might be
>overdoing it a bit, since when she tries to sleep, she can see through
>her eyelids!

That's nothing. When I eat a lot of salmon heads, if I squint just right I
can see the back of my head! Einstein was right!

>But my elderly parents, on the other hand, refuse to take ANY of my
>advice. They simply will not agree to eat organic foods. They tell me
>they need all the preservatives they can get.

BHT does wonders. I'm a big fan.

>I also wanted to offer one last bit of advice, which I'm sure Roberta
>can attest to. Be _very_ careful how you choose your acupuncturist. I
>saw one for a headache a few months ago, and he told me to take two
>safety pins and call him in the morning!

Ha! Now that's a knee-slapper, aina? I tell ya, Miz Liza, you're not just a
card--you're the whole bloomin _deck_!

Cheers,
Kirt

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