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For your viewing pleasure, headlines worth laughing at/with
enjoy, enjoy,
Elysa; the Raw & Wild Food Lady
My friend lara sent this to me and I thought it worth sharing:
In a message dated 98-04-15 23:22:21 EDT, you write:
<< Here's some fun: These are really true headlines that someone, who
>obviously wasn't too busy, collected. so - "SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN
JET
>CRASH, EXPERT SAYS" and.......... Love and hugs, Eve
>> >>Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
>> >>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
>> >>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
>> >>Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
>> >>Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
>> >>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
>> >>Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
>> >>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
>> >>British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
>> >>Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
>> >>Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
>> >>Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
>> >>Miners Refuse to Work after Death
>> >>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
>> >>Stolen Painting Found by Tree
>> >>Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
>> >>Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
>> >>War Dims Hope for Peace
>> >>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
>> >>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
>> >>Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
>> >>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
>> >>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
>> >>Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
>> >>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
>> >>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
>> >>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
>> >>Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
>> >>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
>> >>New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
>> >>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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