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Reply To: | BULLAMANKA-PINHEADS The historic preservation free range. |
Date: | Sat, 28 Mar 1998 07:32:57 -0500 |
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The Alna Store must be the place to be seen and herd, in the political
sense. It is impressive to hear that Bruce is now a Selectman and so
close to the decision end of the process. I've always thought Bruce was
a smart guy from Alna. Being able to wheel and deal so that preservation
and regulation are successfully combined into one project will be a feat
worthy of the history books. It goes to show that most great ideas start
at the local level and someday will be copied by the state or federal
government. Go get'em Bruce.
A member of the Voting Public.
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P.S.:
Oh! by the way. The contract for the work to renovate the 1820's Cape
into your new town hall, may be we could meet, talk and come to a
mutually agreeable arrangement. I could arrange to buy you a few lottery
tickets. Maybe even arrange to have someone scratch off the epoxy paint
for you. If you have a particular style of scratching our guy could
learn your technique. He is good at other faux finishes too, so
mimicking this should be a piece of cake. We would not want anyone to
think someone else had done your scratching. Scratching usually involves
a very personal technique. Very easy to tell one scratch from another.
Some of our boys have been able to sneak into the FBI Scratch Labs and
see how the g-men do it. Ever notice notice how satisfied some of those
go'ment type look after a good scratch. It pisses me off sometimes to
know they get paid good tax money to do that. Bruce will you now get
paid to do it. Maybe you will be able to make some changes in the way
people scratch. Just think of the possibilities, 'Scratch and Sniff'
lottery tickets. Winners get to smell money, good scotch, etc - losers
get stale beers, gym socks, stuff like that. You could check out the FBI
Scratch Lab research and maybe include exploding scratch ink so that
others can instantly tell if the other guy is a winner or loser. If the
other guy is a winner you want to know so that you can squeeze a free
beer or something out of them. Hey, if they win a large sum of money ,
they could smell like Don T. and then you could hit them up for a
complete house restoration. So how did you smell after leaving the Alna
Store the other day? And about that 1820's Cape. lets talk.
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