>Dan:
>
>> So, Ken...perhaps Bryan can can give you the address now for that
>> special retreat?
>>
>
>Should we give Ken the address of the place that is surrounded by corn
>fields and cow pastures or the one over looking the river with the cow
>pastures. I understand that cow tipping is very therapeutic.
>
>Maybe we should just put him in a padded cell. That way we won't have to
>worry about the preservation philosphy related to tipped cows or cow
>pies.
>
>Oh---NO--!
>
>I can hear the e-mails coming already.
>
>Look what you started Dan.

You don't even know the half of it.  Now we must investigate the
philososphical dimensions of how much to tip the cow.  Is 15% sufficient?
Should we leave a penny when the service is really bad, so that the cow
will not think that we just forgot to tip?  What if more than one cow
grazed?  Do we boost the tip to cover the whole herd?



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Raleigh Historic                                     from some flounder?"
Districts Commission                             - Bullwinkle J. Moose

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