Hodie io habeva un accidente multo terribile,
nos al norde del statos in Nove Angleterra
es in le medietata de recuperar se de un
del pejor tempestas de galcie in tote iste
seculo. Hodie sexanta libras de ille glacie
cadeva super mi capite!
Io esseva in le ministerio public, vadente
de casa a casa in le parve citate de Keene
Nove Hampshire, ubi il ha un multitude de
tectos de casa fabricate con petra ardesia,
"slate roofs", e quando le calor interior del
casas mollifica le superficie del tecto bastante
pro le massa de glacie super ille pro esser
liberate... grande quantitates del glacie super
le tecto descende in un grandissime crash!
Hodie io habeva le infortunate experientia
de esser justemente sub un tal avalanche de
glacie, quasi sexanta libras de illo in un lamina
grande cadeva super mi capite e rumpeva se
in grande pecias... illo causava lascerationes
del scalpa e del facie e varie tuberes del colpo
super mi olla cranial... Io quasi perdeva le
conscientia per varie secundos mais io poteve
mantiner le fortitude de non cader in retro super
le scala al casa. Le glacie cadeva desde le
tecto super le secunde etage e per su grande
velocitate, le ruito strepidentemente paralyzante
fortiava a varie passantes a mirar in mi direction
e illac io esseva in le medio de un cascada de
glacie. Io auscultava un persona dicer "My gosh is
he ok?!" Io solmente poteva dicer "Oh, my goodness
oh, my head!"... Mi berillos esseva a metro e medie
de mi pedes; il habeva grande pecias de glacie
in un grande circulo e le cappucio de mi parka
conteniva varie pecias de glacie intro illo.
Quando io vadeva al sala de urgentia del clinica
hic in Keene, con sanquine al facie e un dolor de
capite enorme, un altere del personas in le sala
sperante tratamento me diceva pro alleviar le
difficultate del situation, "Oh look, your hood is
filled with ice! Was the sky falling?" (Oh mira vostre
cappucio es plen de glacie! Il pare que le celo
cadeva!") E nos rideva, io nervosemente mais
multo grate que io lo superviveva, gratias a Deo!
Hic in le statos alcunos dice le phrase "Knock sense
into someone" (Colpar senso in alcuno) Io spera que
iste experientia non esseva in vano. :-)))
"Ay ay ay, canta y no llores..."
Dolorosemente fatigate, mais con un humor amical,
Jay B.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Jay Bowks <[log in to unmask]>
To: List CONLANG <[log in to unmask]>; List AUXLANG
<[log in to unmask]>
Date: Monday, January 19, 1998 4:01 PM
Subject: Jay B. gets some sense knocked on his head (was...Fw:
Hi, James, how about your info to include?
>***I sent this email to James and I don't have the
>will to retype it... My head feels like it's been
>novacained... But in my response I ask for more
>corrections of Auxilingua Pages and I tell of my
>recent knighthood ceremony by the Iceman!
>If you've also found some errors or problems
>with the Auxilingua Project pages please don't
>hesitate to forward notice of them to me.
>Thanks, Jay B.
>
>
>***James wrote...
>>>Jay,
>>>Otto Jespersen page:
>>>links to: Interlinguistics
>>> Novialiste Photo Gallery
>>>need changing.
>>>Sorry to bombard you.
>>>Thanks,
>>>James.
> ***I wrote back
>>Believe me James, that is not the kind of
>>Bombardment that I dislike, in fact I love
>>getting feedback to improve things,
>>
>>And..
>>as a matter of fact I did get bombarded
>>today in another way...
>>
>>We've had the worst Ice Storms of the
>>century here in New England, well wouldn't
>>you know it seems like sixty pounds of the
>>stuff came crashing down on my head in
>>sheet that broke in big chunks right square
>>on top of my head today!
>>
>>I just got back from the Clinic and they gave
>>my wife a list of things to watch out for due to
>>concusions, the top of the head has huge and
>>I mean huge bumps and I've got lacerations all
>>over the scalp and my forehead, around the eyes,
>>you would think that it would bleed a lot but when
>>it happened it was so cold that my face was
>>kinda numb--lately it seems that one bad thing
>>after another is happening, but I was determined
>>to go out door to door witnessing today since
>>I've got the day off--it's a federal holiday, civil
>>rights day and no school. I guess it's one of
>>the hazards of being a Witness you never know
>>what that snake has up his sleeve, thankfully though
>>I played enough soccer and american football in
>>my High School and College days to have developed
>>a big ol' neck, which could stand the crunch, next time
>>though I might wear a helmet ([:-)
>>
>>Sorry to go on and on, I'm feeling kinda whuzzy and
>>disoriented...
>>
>>Keep the corrections coming and I will make the changes
>>as soon as I'm able.
>>
>>Since,
>>Regards,
>>Jay B.
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>>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
>>To: Jay Bowks <[log in to unmask]>
>>Date: Sunday, January 18, 1998 11:17 AM
>>Subject: Re: Hi, James, how about your info to include?
>>
>>
>>>Jay,
>>>
>>>Otto Jespersen page:
>>>links to: Interlinguistics
>>> Novialiste Photo Gallery
>>>need changing.
>>>
>>>Sorry to bombard you.
>>>
>>>Thanks,
>>>James.
>>>
>>>
>>
>
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