Therapy? I think I would rather go deer hunting than watch people cow tipping.
Heck, why leave survivors? I can shoot a cow just as good as any other drunk.

"J. Bryan Blundell" wrote:

> Dan Becker wrote:
> >
> > >Dan:
> > >
> > >> So, Ken...perhaps Bryan can can give you the address now for that
> > >> special retreat?
> > >>
> > >
> > >Should we give Ken the address of the place that is surrounded by corn
> > >fields and cow pastures or the one over looking the river with the cow
> > >pastures. I understand that cow tipping is very therapeutic.
> > >
> > >Maybe we should just put him in a padded cell. That way we won't have to
> > >worry about the preservation philosphy related to tipped cows or cow
> > >pies.
> > >
> > >Oh---NO--!
> > >
> > >I can hear the e-mails coming already.
> > >
> > >Look what you started Dan.
> >
> > You don't even know the half of it.  Now we must investigate the
> > philososphical dimensions of how much to tip the cow.  Is 15% sufficient?
> > Should we leave a penny when the service is really bad, so that the cow
> > will not think that we just forgot to tip?  What if more than one cow
> > grazed?  Do we boost the tip to cover the whole herd?
> >
>
> Silly me, I'm soo embarrassed, is that what cow tipping is all about?
> Gee, it must be hard for the cows to find their tips since it is usually
> done at night.

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