So now this David in short Down-Under pants, who claims a creeping Chrome
Dome but refuses on technical grounds to send us a pig-ture to verify same,
thinking we might think it's his dad (who's also probably younger than the
rest of us), is referring to us as "a plethora of venerable elders."  Is that
supposed to make us feel better, sonny boy?  Speak up, dammit, we can't hear
you, and we can't see well enough any more to read lips, either.

Tie his kangaroo down, sport.

Ralph