---------------------- Forwarded by Pam Blythe on 02/02/98 02:01 PM
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Original Message from  Phil Sudore  on  02/02/98 01:59:07 PM

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Subject:  Late breaking news...

This morning, Puxatawnie Phil saw his shadow just before he was shot full
of holes with a sub-machine gun uzi putting out 2000 rounds a minute by a
disgruntled training center employee.  He died painfully as he was saying
something about loving to ski...

In other important news, Buckeye Chuck from Ohio did NOT see his shadow and
was awarded the Medal of Valor by the United Nations.

In apparant agreement, General Bouregard Lee from the great southern state
of Georgia also did NOT see his shadow as he boarded his complementary
Carnival Cruise to the Bahamas.

As a result winter is hereby CANCELLED and spring will begin momentarily.
(who says Pennsylvania has the intelligence?)

...and thank you for your support...

:=)