How 'bout them terlits that incinerate yer dump?  Nothing but ash to
get rid of.  Think of the energy they use!  (I hope I'm not imagining
this technology...)

So does this dedicated toilet analyze the offering and transmit the
results to the doctor or does it bottle it for you?

> Biofeedback in the extreme. Take a dump and see your instant health analysis
> in the mirror while shaving. My plumber friend Jacob Reilly told me about a
> toilet he installed in Baltimore that automatically sends biosamples to the
> Doctor. Said he had never installed a toilet with so many damn wires.
> Dedicated toilet, one user only, can't be mixing other people's turds & urine,
>