Michael:

"
> The musically inclined members of my family, who are, to their misfortune,
> acutely aware of the limitations of my musical talents, would probably
> suggest that the only thing worse than an attempt by yours truly to set
> words to music, would be my trying to sing it.
"

I'm sure that is just your modesty talking. To me it sounds like we have
a volunteer for the IPTW-98 talent show.

Thanks Mike, consider yourself booked.

Hey guys, we have filled the singing chemical engineer slot. Now we are
looking for a singing Timber Framing quartet and a troupe of tap dancing
stone masons.

Major Bowes and Ed Sullivan live,

Bryan